* Who says our Malaysian English is teruk? It's the most interesting version ! *

Who says our English is teruk? 

Just see below - Malaysian English Vs British English

 

*Just for entertainment reason*

Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc:

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

Britons: Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: Don’t be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.

Malaysians: Don’t want la…

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I’m trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that….

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn’t the way to do it, here let me show you,

Malaysians: like that also don’t know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me

Malaysians: Celaka u !

Cya !

* LOVE - what i had encountered * Part 1

whoa - what a title ! i never did write anything about love in any website - soo , this will be 

just a mere experiment on how well Sifu Kenney elaborate things up :D

LOVE ... L to the O the V.... bla bla bla... crap -

this is one of the most spoken words throughout days, years and the list goes on -

what is so special about love? is it another made-up word to fill up Oxford Dick ? oops - dictionary?

love (as my perspective) - are an abstractual relationship that expand through/ between two consecutive parties (or less/more) - in either towards living things or dead (not-so-living) ...

William Shakesphere (miss spelles?) had made a great phenomenon in the 15th century - he wrote thousands of poems, plays - etc. - basically - almost all of his masterpieces revolved around the the main genre - LOVE ....

love might be get awkward - whereby the existence of un-welcomed love ...

namely the all time favourite - gays and lesbians ...

there is more - the unsuprisingly existed - the bisexual...
i'm, not posting this up on purposely blaming nor criticizing any parties but rather sharing my stories about love - that i (may not 100% true) encountered...

my first love - as Bieber quoted in his Baby's lyrics...

took placed when i was a little kid - that doesn't even know how to describe what love is, the purpose nor what caused me getting my self into love.

there was this girl - name - X ... i never talked to her live but, as an alternative - i wrote an immature love note to her...

back then, i recalled some (percentage) of what i stated inside the love note (since - there is no such thing as texting at that time) ...

i wrote - do you love me? (there it was - pathetically embarassing four lines)

she was on the opposite of reluctant - she replied all my notes until the grand day (for a small kid) that she stated in one of the notes : ''couple?"

and i was, whoa ?! what is that? i never heard the word couple except for counting reasons - a 'couple' of bucks ....
so, i was like, she able to 'count' me? is she some type of weirdo?

as an immature kid (approximately this thing took place 6 years ago) - i'm blindly replied a 'yes' ... a terrible 'yes' which i replied on the note : COUNT ME IN ! hahahaha (couple maa- counting reasons)

i will not share thoroughly on that stories - but the ending is - it was the most terrible first love i'd ever had ....

so do you have any love story that might blows you up after remembering the first 'love' word that you said to that 'someone' special?

as for now, the only love that i'm happy with - the love by my families and especially God - the only love that lasts forever ...

i will talk more on this chapter in the future ! c ya :)

* sembang2 --> politik * part 1

English or Malay ? ... kali ni, post pertama aku dalam Bahasa Malaysia... saya x ingin menuding jari dalam post ini kerana terdapat pihak di luar sana yang sedang memerhatikan setiap gerak-geri jaringan sesawang dunia. terutamanya kat negara kita ni.

politik adalah bidang yang tersangatlah menarik berbanding bidang2 lain. agenda2 yang berlaku mampu dimuatkan dalam akhbar setiap hari yg rata2nya berkisar kpda siapa tuding siapa...

biasanya - politik (seperti permainan) adalah antara dua atau lebih pihak. setiap mereka mempunyai manifesto masing2 yang lebih bercirikan kepentingan badan masing2. sperti contoh, jika pihak B ingin menubuhkan jalan raya ke kampung A - pihak P boleh membidas dengan apa cara sekali pun sehingga 'plan' mereka binasa.... so cara mudah nak menang kembali = RASUAH ...

RASUAH = awak jabat-tangan dengan seorang menatang (awak kaya - dia orang tengah) , dalam tangan awak tu ada sampul check, kecik jee, tapi ditulis RM1 000 000 ... manusia memang terkenal dengan hawa nafsunya yg susah untuk dikawal. sememangnya sesiapa yang berada dalam kedudukan pernerima rasuah - kemungkinan untuk menolak adalah sangat tinggi..

 

kembali semula pada pihak B dan  - dalam badan tersebut (kedua-dua mereka) tidak dapat disahkan mereka betul2 bersih kerana - apa2 pun boleh berlaku.... pabila Pilihan Raya menjelang - kontroversi akan berlaku - pelbagai tohmahan berlaku - agenda2 yang mengaitkan isu perkauman juga mudah berlaku....

persoalan seterusya - siapa yang bertanggungjawab dalam hal ini ? ada ke pertubuhan yang dapat membanteras kes2 ini?

jika kita lihat negara Malaysia - BPRM (badan pencegah rasuah Malaysia - dulu BPR) ditubuhkan oleh perdana menteri kempat pda suatu masa dahulu.... namun terdapat pihak (tidak dinyatakan) yang mempunyai prasangka terhadap kecekapan badan ini untuk mencegah rahsuah. namun demikian, badan ini masih mempunyai kebaikannya dalam 'mengelakkan' rasuah luaran dpd berlaku. tetapi - rasuah dibelakang tabir adalah amat disangkal kemampuannya..

post ini hanya pengetahuan semata2 , tidak melibatkan mana2 pihak (dalam menjunamkan pihak kedalam kontroversi2)

saya akan ulas semula tentang 'politik' pada masa akan datang...

fewah - post pertama ku dalam BM , komen sikit penggunaan tatabahasa yang terpesong ke... babai

coping up with studies (booring)

recent study conducted by me (not) show that more than a billion hair scattered around the world are cause by pathetic stressful studies (books etc. ) ... hahaha, not really...

the real studies is - i hate studies ... so does billion more human in the world...

so, the questions are, are u one of them? are u able to cope with studies? are u a dog? (just kiddin' for the third question)

in my late teen years ( i just made that standard - i'm 18 years old), it seems study becoming more horrible by the time i entered college. new mathematics subject which obviously ridiculously stranger than standard SPM level... the brand-new physics? aaahhhh, don't mentioned that - each page i flipped (entitled - physics) causes 10 strands of my hair fall down attracted by the gravity by a=9.81 m/s ... (arrgghhh what am i sayin?)
basically, the norm of 21.11th century teens - we (most of us) do not like HARD SUBJECT !

but the fact is - you cannot go with the flow - (we) you must take actions before the letter F+ stamped on your white beautifully un-written exam paper....

our action?

try to love the subject ! ... eventho' it's hard - but with a basin of trust adding up work (i think the ratio is 1% believe  - 99% work)... definitely - success comes near you... try catchin it up... or else, it'll  fly away... hahahaha

so gus - here you have it ... Sifu Kenney's talk have come to it's end . No such thing as study hard (they were - but not fruitful )  - try STUDY smart - much better...

''how did you study kenney?'' ... my answer - ""doodlez up your notes, add some mind-mapin, combine with colors - your brain definitely will absorb what you had learn""

that's all... much hate from kenney (oops, LOVE) to Mr. Physics and Mt. Maths... less than three (<3)